What if u can't speak English?
There was a Chinese lady married to an English gentleman and they lived inLondon. The poor lady was not very proficient in English, but managedsomehow to communicate with her husband. The real problem arose whenever shehad to shop for groceries.
One day, she went to the butcher and wanted to buy pork legs. She didn'tknow how to put forward her request, and in desperation, lifted up her skirtto show her thighs. The butcher got the message and the lady went home withpork legs.
The next day, she needed to get chicken breasts. Again, she didn't know howto say, and so she unbuttoned her blouse to show the butcher her breast. Thelady got what she wanted.
The third day, the poor lady needed to buy sausages.
She brought her husbandto the store.......... so what did she do?????????????????????????????
What are you thinking???????????????
HellOOOooooooOOOooo, her husband speaks English laa!!

1 Comments:
haha.. erm... okie... i admit i did think of the husband showing his thing... lols..
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