DARLIE
It's undoubtedly bad anough to have to sleep well past midnight and then have to bloody wake up at every morning day for the past 13 years of my poor life. And it doesn't help that the very first person that greets me is a jet black cock-face with an ugly jester's hat, an obiang bow-tie and a absurdly moronic smile. If the Hilton empire diversifies their business and penetrate the market with a Paris Brand toothpaste complete with her nude form gracing the tubes so we can all relish in squeezing them hard every morning and night, teeth-brushing would be so much less agonising. Until then, let's give hideous Darlie a tight slap and stick with Colgate instead.
posted by Simon @ 8:06 PM
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